Oi! Make me helper? :>

Discussion in 'Denied Applications' started by Jargon, Feb 13, 2018 at 10:11 AM.

  1. Jargon

    Jargon New Member

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    --Basic Info--
    Minecraft Username: JargonR3D
    Discord Username: Jargon #8789
    Donator Rank: Heheh, Peasant
    Your timezone: Pacific/Auckland
    Your age: Totally over 14
    Time played: Idk, how do I find this out? Definitely over 50 hours.
    1. How often do you play Minecraft?
    I'm homeschooled. so, a lot...
    1a. How much time can you contribute into the server?
    5-15 hours a week. I have no life...
    2. When is the last time you've been punished?
    ybarttY muted me twice a couple days back. The first time, I was insulting TheGordonRamsay and ybarttY thought it was directed at them so... muted for staff disrespecting. (Is that a thing BTW?) and the second time I was purposely antagonising ybarttY for muting me and got muted for staff disrespecting...
    2a. What did you learn from it?
    I learned that bartyboi sucks and i don't like them, which is probably what I shouldn't say but whatever. You expect me to say 'I learned not to disrespect a staff member' even though everybody deserves criticism if they do something stupid, even myself, come on dude. Staff shouldn't be above that. I have a problems with rules 13 and 10... what can I say... I'm just a natural rebel BI
    3. Do you have any experience with staffing?
    3a. If you don't, what good aspects can you bring to the table?
    I have no life. I have thick skin. I'm fine with just being a skyblock staff guy thing.
    4. How have you helped out people on the server?
    A bit, yeah. I'm not here to toot my own horn though.
    5. Have you made any applications here before? [If so, when?]
    1. You receive a message from a player in-game stating that a hacker had just killed them. What would you do?
    I don't know what perks helpers have so I guess I'm a peasant in this scenario? I would tell people not to go to warp pvp because of the hacker, then look to factions for staff if there are none on skyblock, I could screenshot and post on forums but I think that that's why they hack. The reason that people hack this server is probably because they want attention so I think it would be better to just ignore them.
    2. A player is highly upset over losing a set of gear to a hacker. They then begin spamming you with "You could have done something. Why are you staff?" You warn this player but they do not stop. What would you do?
    "What do you expect me to do? you didn't tell me you were going up against a hacker, did you think I would sense him with some bullshit spider-sense? Come on! Why did you even try to fight a hacker? it's better to just ignore them like I'm about to do to you because your hissy-fit isn't helping."
    then I'd do what I could about the hacker after /ignore-ing the player.

    3. After muting the above player, his or her friends begin to spam you with messages stating they were wrongly muted and that they will get you demoted. What would you do?
    You said the player was spamming me, not chat... so why would I mute? Whatever, dude... I'll play along. His friends spam me so I ask them how they'd get me demoted because I sure don't know how that works, then I'd tell them that their friend was spamming me, like they are doing currently, and threaten them with a mute if they don't stop, as they're breaking the rules. (Tell them to fuck off)
    4. You join the server and notice that a fellow staff member is abusing their permissions. What would you do?
    Make them aware of what they're doing and find out whether they're doing it on purpose, tell them that I'll tell mom(jii) if they don't stop. Or someone with the authority to do something about it.

    ((hey)) But in all honesty, what I would do in theory is almost always not what I would do in practice, and this is true for everyone. So... I really don't know.
    --About You--

    Tell us something you like about yourself: ????? I have nitrate in my body that can one day feed a tree... :D

    Tell us something you dislike about yourself:

    Hey, here's the lyrics to an undocumented rap battle between Theodore Roosevelt and Winston Churchill because this staff application needs a bit of fun! :D


    Bully! A challenge! I love competition!
    Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?
    I'm into fitness, digging ditches through an isthmus!
    Rough ridin' down to Cuba like "What's up, Bitches?!"
    I keep my rhymes pure, like my food and drugs
    I'm an American stud, and you're the British Elmer Fudd!
    I mean for Christ's sake! Look at that mug!
    At least grow a spruce mustache and cover part of it up!
    And let's face it, you're not all that great
    You tossed away lives in Gallipoli like they were scraps off your plate!
    Your whole miserable country is the size of one state!
    I could see my way through running that without donning my Pince-nez!
    Don't go toe to toe with me, you bloated drunk old man!
    Why don't you Do-Si-Do on over to a 12 step program?
    I'll bust a trust fund lush with my American muscles
    So walk softly over here and give my big stick a suckles!

    Pass me a cigar and a large glass of brandy
    I'm about to take you out prematurely, like your family
    I'm the Rhyme Minister, fresh in a hat and dinner jacket
    You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!
    I was saving the planet from an axis of darkness
    While you were back home, opening national parks, yes!
    You were born asthmatic, you're going to choke hard
    While I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars!
    I'll fight you on the beaches
    I'll fight you on the beats, yes!
    Any way you want to fight I'll fight ya and I'll beat ya see?
    I might be battling you even though I'm toasted
    But tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted!

    My parents died, while they were young and it was morbid
    But at least they didn't ditch me when they were alive like yours did
    Oh shit! World War Too soon?
    Well Teddy's dropping bombs! So you best go hide in your tube!
    You should be ashamed of your military honor
    Everyone knows you're back home like "Thank God for Pearl Harbor!"
    Don't worry, the US will give you a pass
    Just change your poster to keep calm and kiss my cousin's ass

    Steady there, I don't think it's very fair
    For a British bulldog to melee with a Teddy Bear
    You're no man! You're an overgrown Boy Scout
    I should stuff you in a pram just so you can throw your toys out!
    They put your fat head on a mountain to save face
    But if Rushmore was a band, then you'd play bass!
    Look at Roosevelt, the dude's about to lose the bout to Churchill!
    If a bullet to the chest won't stop you, my words will

    A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose!
    TR will give WC the full deuce!

    Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender!
    I'll battle to the end and I will never surrender!

    WHO WON?

    Okey im done bai,
  2. Monjii

    Monjii Owner
    Staff Member Owner

    Jun 10, 2017
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    I actually find you quite rude in-game and you definitely need to sort out the language that you use on a daily basis.

    Feel free to apply again next month

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